If it's a Round, Square, Crescent:   
small left leaning bud ----- red, green or violet
small right leaning bud ----orange or blue
fat bud  --------------------- yellow or indigo

If it's a Loop, Pentagon:
small left leaning bud----- yellow or indigo
small right leaning bud ---red, green or violet
fat bud -------------------- orange or blue

If it's a Triangle, Heart:
small left leaning bud: ---- orange or blue
small right leaning bud:---yellow or indigo
fat bud ------------------- red, green or violet

T-REX

Badger,
Red Panda,
Olinguito,
Nightingale,
Gorilla,
Jackdaw, 
Unicorn,
Wombat
Giant Panda

Congratulations, you just finished spotting all the wildlife for the November Pottery Lottery (Extreme!) quest in 6 days, 22 hours, which is the 25th fastest time in history!

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your boobs."
She said, "No point asking about the beard then..........."

Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy. He nears
the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to
Murphy and says,
"I tink I will ave to go home: I've come all over giddy
and feel sick."
Murphy asks, " 'Ave yer got vertigo?"
Paddy replies, "No, I only live round the corner."

A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table.
It looked good.
It smelled good.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on holiday down here! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?"

Irish Birth Control
Mrs. Donovan was walking  down O'Connell Street when  she met up with Father Flaherty.
The  Father said, 'Top o' the mornin'  To  ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan  And  didn't I marry ye and yer  Hoosband  two years ago?'  She  replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'
The  Father asked, 'And be there  Any  wee little ones yet?' She  replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'
The  Father said, 'Well now, I'm  going to Rome next week  And  I'll light a fertility candle for ye And yer hoosband.'  She  replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...'
Some  years later they met again.  The  Father asked, 'Well now,  Mrs.  Donovan, how are ye these days?'  She  replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'  The  Father asked, 'And tell me ,  Have ye any wee ones yet?'
She  replied, 'Oh yes, Father!  Two  sets of twins and six singles,  Ten  in all!'
The  Father said, 'That's wonderful!  And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'

She  replied, 'E's gone to Rome  to blow out yer f----n' candle.'

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....
"You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
"Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me?
Bought it too, with the insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?"
"Well, here it comes."

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."