I loved schitts creek have watched it twice last time after we arrived here it was emma marten and I we laughed so much.... My hip is a real pain I don't  Walk or stretch as much as I used to so it's getting worse I have to make an effort but after a long day at work I can't be arsed to walk and now it's also so dark... Will have to start stretching again... I hope you do manage to sleep I usually have a couple of gins too 🙄🤫🤣 Coming to galway though I was so nervous and exhausted I layed of the gin and just counted hours... I'm so excited for you though.... The flight will be over before you know it and then you can have a super time xxxx

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her,
"Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course child, what may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive womans electronic hair dryer for my Mothers birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and Im afraid theyll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me. Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father".

Dear human,
'You've got it all wrong. You didn't come here to master unconditional love. That is where you came from and where you'll return. You came here to learn personal love. Universal love. Messy love. Sweaty love. Crazy love. Broken love. Whole love. Infused with divinity. Lived through the grace of stumbling. Demonstrated through the beauty of messing up. Often. You didn't come here to be perfect. You already are. You came here to be gorgeously human. Flawed and fabulous. And then to rise again into remembering. But unconditional love? Stop telling that story. Love, in truth, doesn't need ANY other adjectives. It doesn't require modifiers. It doesn't require the condition of perfection. It only asks that you show up. And do your best. That you stay present and feel fully. That you shine and fly and laugh and cry and hurt and heal and fall and get back up and play and work and live and die as YOU. It's enough. It's Plenty..!"

★.‿.☆ Splooooshes ☆.‿.★

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