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Hal and Will E. Kiotea1 week, 1 day agoThe local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. (Wait for it) She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
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Quests Completed Will E. Kiotea is Quest Level IV, and has completed these Quests: Level IV Quests (15 of 21 Quests Completed) | Baby Be Mine Best spotting time: 41 minutes, 3 seconds |  | Flying The Nest Not yet completed
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|  | Endangered Best spotting time: 4 hours, 54 minutes |  | Mouse Hunter Best spotting time: 1 hour, 13 minutes |  | Reach For The Stars Best spotting time: 1 day, 1 hour |  | Black & White Best spotting time: 2 days, 19 hours |  | On Safari Best spotting time: 18 hours, 24 minutes |  | Gone Fishing Best spotting time: 2 days, 1 hour |  | Spots & Stripes Best spotting time: 23 hours, 53 minutes |  | This Is Nuts! Best spotting time: 2 weeks, 6 days |  | Space Invaders Best spotting time: 1 week, 1 day |  | Butterflies Flutter By Best spotting time: 17 hours, 36 minutes |  | Just Deserts Best spotting time: 4 days, 5 hours |  | Somewhere Over The Rainbow Not yet completed
|  | One For Sorrow, Two For Joy Best spotting time: 1 month |  | Horns & Tusks Best spotting time: 21 minutes, 10 seconds |  | Random Assortment Not yet completed
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Seasonal Quests |  | Be My Valentine Best spotting time: 20 hours, 53 minutes |  | Do You Have The Eggs Factor? Not yet completed
|  | Luck Of The Irish Not yet completed
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Level III Quests (22 of 25 Quests Completed) | Rainforest Run Best spotting time: 2 minutes, 45 seconds |  | The Land Downunder Best spotting time: 2 days, 3 hours |  | Hummingbird Happiness Best spotting time: 21 minutes, 59 seconds |  | Butterflies Flutter By Best spotting time: 35 minutes, 28 seconds |  | Fairy Nuff Best spotting time: 1 hour, 18 minutes |  | Just Deserts Best spotting time: 11 minutes, 26 seconds |  | I Believe I Can Fly Best spotting time: 23 minutes, 43 seconds |  | Almost Human Best spotting time: 42 minutes, 13 seconds |  | Nice Weather For Ducks Best spotting time: 1 day |  | The Tortoise And The Hare Best spotting time: 5 days, 9 hours |  | Watch The Birdie Best spotting time: 7 minutes, 37 seconds |  | Here Be Dragons Not yet completed
|  | Tall Birds Best spotting time: 2 days, 2 hours |  | Wrigglies Best spotting time: 11 minutes, 32 seconds |  | Raining Cats & Dogs Best spotting time: 1 week, 5 days |  | The Ugly Bug Ball Best spotting time: 54 minutes, 23 seconds |  | Somewhere Over The Rainbow Not yet completed
|  | Giants Best spotting time: 3 days, 1 hour |  | Random Assortment Best spotting time: 9 hours, 2 minutes | Seasonal Quests |  | Think Pink Best spotting time: 28 minutes, 17 seconds |  | Spooky Sprinkling Best spotting time: 11 minutes, 12 seconds |  | Winter Wonderland Best spotting time: 11 minutes, 31 seconds |  | Do You Have The Eggs Factor? Best spotting time: 17 minutes, 37 seconds |  | Luck Of The Irish Not yet completed
|  | Fun In The Sun Best spotting time: 26 minutes | | | | |
Level II Quests (20 of 20 Quests Completed) | Black & White Best spotting time: 3 minutes, 15 seconds |  | On Safari Best spotting time: 30 minutes, 25 seconds |  | Tall Birds Best spotting time: 11 minutes, 23 seconds |  | Gone Fishing Best spotting time: 1 day, 20 hours |  | Spots & Stripes Best spotting time: 9 minutes, 49 seconds |  | This Is Nuts! Best spotting time: 7 minutes, 23 seconds |  | Space Invaders Best spotting time: 13 minutes, 47 seconds |  | Raining Cats & Dogs Best spotting time: 2 days, 1 hour |  | Giants Best spotting time: 1 day, 22 hours |  | Horns & Tusks Best spotting time: 24 seconds |  | Mouse Hunter Best spotting time: 19 hours, 8 minutes |  | Bunny Business Best spotting time: 42 minutes, 16 seconds |  | Here Be Dragons Best spotting time: 24 minutes, 38 seconds |  | Reach For The Stars Best spotting time: 28 seconds |  | Somewhere Over The Rainbow Best spotting time: 1 hour, 34 minutes |  | One For Sorrow, Two For Joy Best spotting time: 1 hour, 4 minutes |  | Random Assortment Best spotting time: 3 minutes | Seasonal Quests |  | Be My Valentine Best spotting time: 28 minutes, 25 seconds |  | Do You Have The Eggs Factor? Best spotting time: 5 minutes, 54 seconds |  | Luck Of The Irish Best spotting time: 34 minutes, 32 seconds | | | | |
Level I Quests (19 of 19 Quests Completed) | Mouse Hunter Best spotting time: 2 minutes, 47 seconds |  | Nice Weather For Ducks Best spotting time: 1 hour, 41 minutes |  | The Tortoise And The Hare Best spotting time: 15 hours, 8 minutes |  | Bunny Business Best spotting time: 3 minutes, 6 seconds |  | Watch The Birdie Best spotting time: 3 minutes, 45 seconds |  | Here Be Dragons Best spotting time: 4 minutes, 36 seconds |  | Reach For The Stars Best spotting time: 1 minute, 16 seconds |  | Wrigglies Best spotting time: 57 minutes, 38 seconds |  | Somewhere Over The Rainbow Best spotting time: 5 minutes, 34 seconds |  | One For Sorrow, Two For Joy Best spotting time: 4 minutes, 46 seconds |  | The Ugly Bug Ball Best spotting time: 25 seconds |  | Random Assortment Best spotting time: 2 hours, 43 minutes | |
Seasonal Quests |  | Think Pink Best spotting time: 6 minutes, 9 seconds |  | Spooky Sprinkling Best spotting time: 10 minutes, 17 seconds |  | Winter Wonderland Best spotting time: 4 minutes |  | Be My Valentine Best spotting time: 19 minutes, 36 seconds |  | Do You Have The Eggs Factor? Best spotting time: 2 minutes, 31 seconds |  | Luck Of The Irish Best spotting time: 3 minutes, 14 seconds |  | Fun In The Sun Best spotting time: 4 minutes, 9 seconds | | |
Total Earnings: 3707 Scrolls
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