TY, have a good day

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and sprinkled if anything was due
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xxx

The Lawn Mower
When our mower broke, my wife kept hinting I should fix it. I always had something better to do—like working on the boat or brewing beer.
One day, I came home to find her cutting the grass with sewing scissors. I watched for a minute, went inside, then came back out with a toothbrush.
I handed it to her and said, “When you’re done with the grass, you can sweep the driveway.”
The doctors say I’ll walk again… but I’ll always have a limp.
👉 And that’s when the fight started…

GOOᗪ ᗩᖴTEᖇᑎOOᑎ ♥.•*¨`*🩷

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  ŞƮƠPPƐD BƳ ƮƠ CĤƐCK
  ƳƠƲƦ GĄƦDƐƝ☀´¯`♡. ¸★ ¸. ☆ xx

TY, all the best

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  Good night sprinkle
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The Reunion
At her high school reunion, my wife kept staring at a drunken man alone at a table.
“Do you know him?” I asked.
“Yes,” she sighed. “He’s my old boyfriend. I heard he started drinking right after we broke up and never stopped.”
I said, “Wow! Who knew someone could celebrate that long?”
👉 And that’s when the fight started…